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My brother's a graduate student at University of Chicago who gets opportunities to speak at various events, including this one, "Sundays at Rockefeller." Being a graduate student, the news isn't always as prominent in his noise stream as for us civilians (lucky him), so when he asked me:

Abbas: have any policians or media figures said anything really nutso about islam lately? :)
I practically jumped out of my seat.

So, for you, dear readers, I present Islam in the News Roundup.

Belgium bans the Veil, France trying to follow, Christian Science Monitor 04/30/2010

"The burqa has no place in France" - French President Nicholas Sarkozy. Previously, Swiss voters barred Muslims from building minarets in a referrendum held in December.
"Once we solve the burqa problem, we'll still have the problem of polygamy, of praying in the streets of big cities, of banning pork from cafeterias, in short all the sectarian demands the French are confronted with daily" - French far right leader, Marine Le Pen
Belgian lawmakers vote to ban full-face veils in public, Washington Post, 04/30/2010

Franklin Graham, Billy Graham's son, booted from 05/06/2010 Pentagon prayer service for calling Islam a "very violent religion," and Sarah Palin defending him

Great contrast between the military, who's supposed to be apolitical and the Congress, who's nothing but pandering political simps. Apart from the WashPo story on how the military's move could be psyops, it's a good example as to how "political Islam" is more of a term applicable to how non-muslims handle Islam in America. Oh, and earlier in Apirl a federal court ruled that the National Day of Prayer, established by Congress in 1952, was unconstitutional on separation of church and state grounds.
Other super smooth comments by Franklin include:
  • "I don't believe this is a wonderful, peaceful religion."
  • "wicked, violent and not of the same God."
Last on this topic, I'm aware that most of the links are to "lefty" blogs/newspapers. Clearly, like tons of armed white men tea partying on Washington, anti-Islam rhetoric is ignorable by most white America and a given in the media.

The Pope, trying to get out from under pedophiles and his 2006 comments regarding Islam, states you have to work with Islam
Pope: African church must work with Islam, UPI, 04/30/2010

In an audience Thursday at the Vatican with bishops from Gambia, Sierra Leone and Liberia, the pope urged them to "continue to promote dialogue with other religions and above all with Islam," the Italian news agency ANSA reported.
Here, I'm not so clear whether he means the full Church or just those in Africa.

Tariq Ramadan, banned from taking a tenured position at Notre Dame during the Bush administration has his travel restrictions removed by the Obama administration.

Formerly Banned Muslim Scholar Tours U.S., 04/29/2010
Although he's touring in the US, he says he wouldn't now teach in the US (New York Mag, 04/08/2010) - exactly what he was going to do in 2004. He's now at Oxford. That's a step up, I'd say. Some decent commentary by Ramadan about the past administration and how Islam is viewed in America or Europe from someone on the outside, literally.

Last, but not least, Ayatollah Sedighi who said that indecent fashion causes earthquakes.

  • Do immodestly dressed women really cause earthquakes?, Fitsnews, 04/27/2010. This link has cleavage!
  • Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes, AP, 04/19/2010
    "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.
  • A minor footnote is the media getting all excited about some girl who created a Fasebook page and called it Boobquake. Yawn.
If American politicians and talking heads can condescend and pander to special interest groups, what's wrong with a little red meat from an Ayatollah (or, I guess that'd be, a little less red meat)? This is a non-story, except that it's a hilarious cultural / rhetorical difference fault point that lots of people can stuff their personal peccadillos into (that's what she said!), such as feminism, supposed oppression of women, ignorance, blah blah, boring.

I guess anything that gets women to highlight their boobies can't be bad. Rock on Hujjat al-Islam Sedighi.

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... and it's free!

From iPad Apps

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Watching a video on the iPad is really nice - great clear, colorful HD screen - with one exception: the glare.  I watched a handbraked episode of Stargate Universe, as well as Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution and an episode of Modern Family via the ABC Player iPad application.

Overall, the apps for the iPad - ones designed to take advantage of the larger screen - are wonderfully useful.

Specific iPad applications

The Yahoo! Entertainment app is much more useful than the web version.  It's too bad neither TiVo or MSN have iPad formatted apps like this.  Customizing TV listings is very intuitive, poking at on/off choices with a finger is even more intuitive than pointing and clicking with a mouse.

The NPR app is fun, too, with streaming access to affiliates as well as a triple stacked stacked news story layout.

The Yahoo! Entertainment app crashed a few times, as did the NPR app, returning to the home screen.

The IMDB application was really fun.  The wife and I sat around looking up movies and reading trivia and being silly running lines from The Karate Kid and Office Space.  All on the couch, without a keyboard.  That part truly shows off how the same data, different interface and in a movie-watching setting (couch) really can make the power of the internets click.  I understand why Steve says it's a magical device.

ABC Player is fantastic, access to watch shows on demand is reminiscent of Hulu.  I have to say that I was right on the edge of buying an iPad and the Modern Family episode featuring it had a little bit to contribute to pushing me over.  ABC being owned by Disney with Steve Jobs as a 7% shareholder probably had a something to do with that.

Cool Hunting and Gilt's apps are also really great; easy browsing of the articles and items to buy are formatted to take advantage of the screen and input style.  Here, also, Gilt's application has crashed once or twice on me.

With the larger storage space (I got the 32gb model), I think what might be an issue soon is more organization for certain applications.  It sure is nice to have space for a lot of music, but music doesn't need screen size as the successful iPod line can attest - videos and pictures do.  And both videos and pictures need some level of organization and categorization.  On iTunes, on the desktop, I can only select a single level of folders for photos, whereas on the iPad, it has a more sophisticated level of organization: all thumbnails, or view by date or view by location.  This is clever and pleasing.  With videos, it's just by all thumbnails and once people gear up and buy tv shows and movies via iTunes, some better level of organization will be needed.

Some Technical Thoughts

Using the various applications on the iPad makes me think of the early days of the World Wide Web when various different browsers were coming out and HTML implementations were fragmenting and CSS was implemented spottily.  The big angst and handwringing was about having to design a website multiple times just to cover all the browsers that were out there.  It's clear that there's a divide between web browsers made for desktop and laptop devices (15"+ lcds, but more likely 19"+) and handheld/phone devices (3.7" screens or so) - things that fit in your pocket.  The iPad is a new class of device - can't fit it in your pocket, but you don't want it to be a traditional computer - at about 9.5".  This is the size of the "netbook" which hasn't really caused any inspiration at all, except maybe in the NGO sector as cheap laptops for the developing world (see XO, etc.)

The varying interfaces are also of concern.  Right now, there're very few (free) iPad formatted apps.  That, of course, will change.  When Flash rose to prominence (and even now) the 

Another thought comes to mind with Windows 7 Phone Series - Microsoft's touting that you can write Silverlight (browser-based) or XNA (XBox 360) applications and have them run on WinMo7 devices.  This hearkens back to the horrible fail of Sun's tagline for Java "write once, deploy anywhere."  No one will want to run the same silverlight browser-based application (19"+ screen) or XBox game in the same format as a mobile device (3.7" screen).  They're two different types of media.

USB charging is an issue - it just doesn't work on (some) computers.  On all the ones I have, the iPad won't charge - I have to use a wall outlet.  There are apple support articles on this: http://support.apple.com/kb/HT4060 and http://support.apple.com/kb/HT4049.

I took a peek at some of the crash logs and most of them appear to be Y! Entertainment out of memory ones and one Mobile Safari one.

Accessories

Seems like there're more accessories to shake a stick at yet, never the right ones.  In particular, there needs to be an unobtrusive and heavy stand that can hold the 1.5 lb iPad in landscape and, most importantly, the angled, top heavy portrait mode.  An ideal stand height would be about the height of the iPad's bezel, and black in color.  I'm temporarily using the WD TV stand I have and it's too light (can't hold the iPad in portrait mode) and too high (about twice the height of the iPad bezel), but it's functional.

The Macally ViewStand looks quite clever, mimicing an iMac type appearance for a landscape view: http://www.macally.com/EN/Product/ArticleShow.asp?ArticleID=325

The M-Edge Trip Jacket appeals to the Molskine lover in me: http://www.medgestore.com/products/ipad-trip.psp

I'd also like to see more clamp-type accessories so I can have the iPad at various angles in various places.
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"I think this is an issue of integrity, regardless of which end of the political spectrum that I stand on. I've been raised in a family to know right from wrong,and politics, whether or not you fall in the middle or the left or the right, it's an issue of integrity whatever your opinion is and I say that with the utmost conviction."
- Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco, 2009 Miss USA pageant.

This is a huge step up in pat answer technology when said question hasn't been heard or understood. It's a veritable Moore's Law-esque increase! I think you could use it pretty much everywhere. Bravo!

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Shut up. Be professional.

That's what I've learned from So You Think You Can Dance. I'm not a dancer, but the meltdowns of the dancers with potentials have lent some insight into my daily life.  I'm a software architect and manager (albeit without authority, but that's for another post) and have opinions about a whole lot of things.  I'm pretty confident about what I know and about what I don't know and where I can improve.  And I have opinions about other people, processes, and systems as well.  All that's well and good, but in the thick of it, I have definite opinions on what needs to be done and will express that.  Sometimes, though, it's best to keep quiet and let other people have their say and let ideas have some space to air.  Humility and silence can be your friends.

Here's Lizz Plott's audition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZNsaXnLc8&feature=related
Once someone puts up her mouthing off and subsequent denial in the top 20, I'll put that up here.
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Some things are just too surreal to not talk about - my 10 hour day yesterday broke down as follows:

  • 2 hours - 2 interviews with extremely poor candidates
  • 6 hours - 3 meetings (2, 1, and 3 hours, respectively) with almost the same people, about the same topic: how disfunctional the organization is and how we can attempt to align our actions
  • 2 hours - This was at the beginning of the day where I actually got in a revision to a specification and deployed a latest code build, that might I add, no one looked at

 

Sure, Stephen Cohen's #1 thing for avoiding project failure is talking to each other and #2 thing is to have some sort of leadership, but we don't have any leadership, or that which we do have is inconsistent and more often than not, not empowered to Lead (with a capital "L").  If I were following his #3 thing, "Be honest with yourself and everyone else," I would quit.

 

There's a behavior pattern that's infectious in our organization - we've a core group of people that pay lip service to trusting other people, but continually undermine trust by blaming and and demanding that their irrelevant personal whims be met before they participate, simply to fall back into blaming mode.

 

Fiona Charles has an article about how to rescue "troubled projects," Pack Up Your Troubles , where she mentions some characteristics of a troubled project, such as

  • Team abuse, working mindless overtime
  • Lack of support of least empowered team members
  • Dropping bombs on colleagues during meetings

 

I ended the day thinking I was watching a looping video reel of the "best of" trainwrecks.  I didn't have lunch, so I was probably a bit on edge.  In every one of the 3 meetings about how to get everyone on the same page to make the project proceed in a positive direction, the same few people lashed out and threw random people on our team under the bus for their personal disengagement problems.  In one of the meetings, we had our off-site consultants on the phone and they were briefly exposed to some of this, but they didn't see that progress wasn't being made.  In fact, we appeared to agree with the consultant's facilitator that talking was helping the process.  It appeared that, although disgruntled, our team was grudgingly willing to attempt to align forces and make a positive impact.

 

The instant the conference call was over, the same few people proceded to throw them under the bus, on their hours, on their progress, and their individuals.  With that feeding frenzy over, they went back to our own team.  In one horribly childish (but consistantly typical) moment, there was screeching about the lack of a "system architecture" from a person who doesn't understand either word let alone those two together. 

 

We've already had two of our most senior people leave and I think we're beyond talking about how this project is a death march.  The project is a death march.  Even if we manage to turn the heel-draggers and nay-sayers around, their attitudes have permeated and poisoned our team dynamic.

 

In November, when I went through a horrible process almost all by myself (one never goes through any painful process alone, there's always a bunch of people holding you down), I wrote a "post mortem" and lessons learned document and passed that around to the people whom I saw as stakeholders in the project.  I've been working my way through the pages on retrospectives.com, in particular trying to internalize the retrospective prime directive.

Regardless of what we discover, we must understand and truly believe that everyone did the best job he or she could, given what was known at the time, his or her skills and abilities, the resources available, and the situation at hand.

It's a bit morbid of me to be reminiscing about a project before the time of death has been called, but watching this group flog, viciously, a gasping dying project-horse is close to the best I can do at the moment.  It's the fantasy that the constant surrealism of my day forced me into.  My initial reaction was that certain people, including myself, haven't done the best job they could've on this project, but then I realized that's not wholly true - while my heart may not have been completely in it all the time, it's more than clear that the best job that some people in particular could do was what they did, actually do - they sat back and sniped, bitched and looked smug continued to be resentful.  For some people, that's their forte - those are their skills and abilities.

 

The Prime Directive and it's correllary the Second Directive seem like self-help for the software management set and, to some degree, it is.  Circling back to the interviews during the day, the people we met with have a glaring lack of social skills which is par for the course in engineering-oriented people.  It's worth repeating some basic interaction skillsets within the context of software management.  I find the reading and the discussion around retrospectives with it's mediation-like angles to be a refreshing distraction from technical issues allowing people to focus on people-issues.  (ie it is "pretend" to some degree, but it has purpose - to attempt to ignore the base hateful and spiteful nature of some people)

 

What's sad, though, is that most of the people in our "information technology" division are not software people, they're just people with poor social skills and the inability to cope with change except by considering it a threat.  The common wisdom and foresight of the Prime Directive and Second Directive (and, for that matter, Dr. Phil and Oprah) are probably lost on these people made comfortable by years of patronage.  Peter Principling someone is not the answer, either forced retirement or firing someone is.  "Reupping" someone's "trust level" just to watch it be frittered away in a next meeting gets emotionally draining.  At some point, someone has to realize the individuals that aren't engaged aren't because they're useless.

 

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I'm taking a stand right here and right now - if you exhibit prominant thibilant "s"'s you are either:
  • 13 years old
  • a girl
  • gay
.. or some combination of the above.
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I received this the other day regarding my picture of Cafe Landtmann when I visited Vienna in March, 2006.


Thanks Emma and Schmap!


Landtmann Cafe
Hi Hussain,

I am delighted to let you know that your submitted photo has been selected for inclusion in the newly released fourth edition of our Schmap Vienna Guide:

Cafe Landtmann http://www.schmap.com/vienna/restaurants_coffee/p=41650/i=41650.jpg

If you like the guide and have a website, blog or personal page, then please also check out the customizable widgetized versions of our Schmap Vienna Guide, complete with your published photo:

http://www.schmap.com/guidewidgets/p=93299377N00/c=SF16011635

Thanks so much for letting us include your photo - please enjoy the guide!

Best regards,

Emma Williams,
Managing Editor, Schmap Guides

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So, one of the consultants I interact with has a Dell's latest high-end laptop every time I see him, ostensibly for demonstration.  I really can't see the need for a BluRay DVD drive and 2 SLI video cards, but hey, I'm not paying for him.  He runs Vista Ultimate and his background is the new feature in that version of the bloated, slow, RAM hog OS called DreamScene which allows a .wmv or .mpg to be looped as your background.  That's right, not a static background, but one in motion.  It's actually pretty visually stunning which, might I add, is the hallmark of Vista.

Like ReadyBoost and Aero, it's technology developed to compensate and distract from the OS's underlying disappointments.  Having only Vista Business, I decided to use the powers of Google to figure out whether or not I could get this exciting and productivity enhancing feature.  It turns out, I can, via some hacked dll's.  Yes, I know what you're thinking, putting hacked dll's over a suspect OS, what are you doing? Well, my public, I'm doing it for you.  After a few tries (apparently, the guy who did the hack got a cease-and-desist from Microsoft almost immediately) I found and installed the dlls that allowed me to use a few pretty scenes in the background. Do not get me wrong, it's pretty and not at all distracting when I'm using other apps.

With that said, it constantly uses 10% - 40% of the CPU to keep the loop going.  Way to go Vista, first, take my RAM, now my CPU.  What's the point of this OS again?
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http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/09/a-feeling-im-be.html

Thanks to Jared for pointing this to me.

I'd say the same thing, except it'd come out "angry" instead of Scott Adams' "parody."
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Omg, the day has finally come!  Yay, yay, dance of joy!

Apple's iTunes 7.2 with QuickTime 7.1.6 has finally gotten Vista support!  Well played, Apple.  Waiting almost 6 months to release the killer app, iTunes, that doesn't force Windows Vista to barf out of Aero - the singular reason to even look at Vista - and into Vista Basic, a user experience not worth the experience.

For you, Apple, for finally allowing Vista to be usable on a daily basis, you get One Balki, the highest honor any company can ever expect to receive:

+ = (Crazy Delicious!)

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After listening to a segment on NPR's Living on Earth and Jack sending me an MSNBC article on hypermiling, where people change their driving behavior to extract the most amount of milage per gallon, I decided to give it my own non-scientific try.

The article mentions these tips for trying to maximize mileage but I have a very small brain and am wholly non-committal about eating raw foods, etc, so I picked a few things that I thought I could do for the day; these are highlighted in bold:
  • Avoid jackrabbit starts.
  • Slightly overinflate tires.
  • Shift into neutral when going downhill.
  • Drive 5 mph below the speed limit, but stay in the right lane.
  • Coast to a stop at red lights.
  • Shut off the air conditioner.
  • Monitor your mileage on a real-time gauge and adjust as you go.
  • Draft sensibly behind tractor-trailers.
  • Know alternate routes to avoid stop-and-go traffic.
  • Park at the highest point in parking lot and let gravity get the car moving.
I think I already stay in a higher gear than is probably recommended (cutting down on engine use) and use engine braking enough, so getting to coasting to a stop wasn't a problem.  It's a bit strange to hold in the clutch to put the engine in neutral at various times during driving, though.  Instead of "avoiding jackrabbit starts" which, honestly, is a travesty and malfeasance of driving S4, I would go over the speed limit and then push in the clutch, "pulsing" my driving.  It reminded me of how tentative grandmothers (or my mom, sorry mom!) drive.  I could see there being a sort of art to figuring out when to overshoot so that the ups and downs in the road could be maximized.  Doing that, alone, got me this picture:



That was taken in a 30 mph zone, so I'm just above the speed limit before I have to pulse again.  Note my low RPMs, my 133.0 mpg, and that I'm listening to KGNU. My readout maxxes at 200 mpg and I saw that a few times, too, on my 15 minute drive to work.  So, pretty cool.  And it does have a net effect. My overall avg mpg for the day was just about 30, which is way above my normal 21-23 mpg.  (I also put the A/C on "econ" instead of "auto," but it was a cool day today.)  That 9 mpg difference is like (1.3 miles/day, 0.3 gallons/day...) about $230/year at $3.20/gallon here.  If I kept it up it might be worth it, but after a day of experimentation I've sort of had enough.

This brings me to my conclusion:  Hypermiling is dangerous and stupid.  I took a picture while driving, I was in neutral a whole lot when I shouldn't've been (slaloming through parking lots, just gliding along), I was watching my dynamic mpg readout, I was trying not to apply the breaks and attempting to time when people in front of me would go fast enough, etc - I wasn't paying attention to driving, I was paying attention to maximizing my desire to save gas, or whatever hypermilers think they're doing.  I was endangering myself and others.  Encouraging mpg-thirsty drivers to draft along with trucks is just irresponsible, even if there're caveat-words like "sensibly" attached to recommendations.  Since when've words stopped people from doing stupid things?  Driving is ultimately a community experience - you look out for everyone else and hopefully they're trying not to hit you, too.  It's ironic that people who're ostensibly trying to save the environment (and presumably the people that live in the environment) are selfishly endangering others.

One of my first thoughts was that people could put up a sign or a bumper sticker that said "Hypermiler on Board" and that way people would know that this car was going to be driving erratically like a new teenager or Mr. Magoo.  We're already a society of people who drive like idiots, barely having to take any sort of formal driving classes beyond our sweet 16's.  I don't think getting a few more mpg is justification enough for trying out or even practicing a new method of driving.  Add this new way to eating while... , talking on the cell while..., and applying makeup while... and the net effect would probably be enough to get Ralph Nader in a twitter.  The upside of self-identifying hypermilers would be that when a law is passed, we'd all be able to see who the irresponsible ones are.

The issue with me is obviously how people drive.  We'd all be better off if we taught people how to drive, drive defensively, and maybe even to drive in an "hypermiling" manner (a "more efficient" manner might be less 'activist').  Sure, but this isn't IndoctrinationCampistan.  People do what they want with an in their cars.  The federal government gives us tips to drive more efficently and maintain our cars, but that's the extent of it.  I don't think Colorado even requires any length of formalized driving education.  In Illinois, it was just a bunch of 15 and 16 y/o's flirting with each other for a few hours a week while we watched movies from the 60's and 70's and some parallel parking.  Years afterwards, with bad habits developed, an HBO special and some wapo and npr articles aren't going to make everyone straighten up.

Who knows, maybe there'll be a lane for the driving equivalent of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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Unbeknownst to me, NASA had a proposal to develop a MMO (massively multiplayer online) environment a la SecondLife or World of Warcraft with a budget of $3M that was cancelled or tabled before it was reviewed.  Word got out enough for John Carmack to propose assistance.

(from the Proposal)
Intramural Call for Proposal Ideas (ICPI)
Fiscal Year 2007
Internal Call for Proposal Ideas
NASA Learning Technologies
ICPI Schedule
Release of ICPI: March 20, 2007
Notices of Intent Due: April 20, 2007
Notices of Intent Decisions: April 30, 2007
Final Proposals Due: June 29, 2007
Selection: July 31, 2007
Announcement of Awards: September 1, 2007

Massively multiplayer online games (MMOG) have characteristics that set them apart from other games. They are shared spaces where hundreds, thousands and even millions of players can experience the same game. They are persistent and evolving online environments. For example, with a stand-alone game, the game environment turns on and off at the user's whim and is essentially loaded with all of its potential states when it is shipped from the factory. If there is a sequel, the new game comes with a brand new, though probably familiar, game environment. MMOGs, in contrast, run continuously. Actions by players can alter the game world and the game creators can change features of the world through expansions or patches. The persistent and evolving nature of MMOGs makes them more like the real world and less like the static, intermittent nature of stand-alone games. The game setting in MMOGs, is thus a synthetic world, while the game setting of a stand-alone game is not.

A massively multiplayer online NASA game can be built with the primary goal of engaging young people in NASA’s mission. The power of games as educational tools is rapidly gaining recognition (Gee, 2003). NASA is in a position to develop an online game that functions as a persistent, synthetic environment supporting education as a laboratory, a massive visualization tools and collaborative workspace while simultaneously drawing users into a challenging, game-play immersion. Innovative university faculty are already holding classes and taking fieldtrips to synthetic worlds like Star Wars Galaxies and Second Life (Thomas, 2005). A NASA game built on a game engine that includes full physics capabilities will support accurate in-game experimentation and research. It will present real NASA engineering and science missions in a medium that is comfortable and familiar to the overwhelming majority of students in the United States today. A NASA-inspired game will provide opportunities for students to investigate Science, Technology, Engineering and Technology (STEM) career paths. A NASA game can contribute to the development of the critical skills and capabilities needed to build a pipeline of qualified scientific and technical employees required to fulfill the Vision for Space Exploration. Recently, both Time and Fortune have recognized synthetic environments and robust and significant technology entering mainstream society. The MacArthur Foundation, the Federation of American Scientists and National Science Foundation have all identified computer games as significant educational tools. A Horizons of Technology report marked massively multiplayer online games as one of the technologies with the greatest potential to impact education in the next decade.

A game-quality synthetic environment will be a vital element of NASA's cyberstructure. The synthetic world will be a collaborative work and meeting space of a kind familiar to increasing numbers of Americans. Games and challenges in the synthetic environment will engage students in a way that is both familiar and comfortable for them. In turn, success in the games will build increased student awareness of STEM fields. The synthetic environment will allow immersive career exploration opportunities in a much deeper way than reading alone would permit and at a fraction of the time and cost of an internship.
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rearranging auto-generated reverse-engineered uml class diagrams is architect sudoku.
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Here's an Eclipse View with NASA's World Wind from the Java SDK 0.2.





It's not terribly exciting at the moment, since it's just an SWT_AWT bridge with the JOGL component in it, but it's a start! Note the Swing->SWT status bar interaction.  More to come.
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Dell is now offering WindowsXP as an option to purchasers of their home computers, something they'd previously stopped when Vista came out.  Apparently, people figured out that Vista's kinda crap.

"We heard you loud and clear on bringing the Windows XP option back to our Dell consumer PC offerings," Dell responded in a Web posting Thursday.
From PC maker Dell again offers Windows XP, Seattle PI, today.
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Lots of network traffic lately and wireshark revealed that it's these guys Project Playlist, a "service" for myspace noobs and, what looks like, gang members, to stream mp3s. Well, our friend Cameron's blog playlist. somehow got on their site, causing my pipe to be filled. That's lame of them, but whatever. All fixed. Carry on.

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First off, I purchased 2Gb for my Vista box and let's just say Vista is quite happy with 3Gb. I'd go so far as to say it's definitely much more usable when it's not constantly redlining its mem usage (at 1 Gb).

Vista introduces a new easy evaluation rating for your hardware, the "Windows Experience Index." This number (and set of sub-ratings) gives you an idea of how your computer's performing. I haven't looked into it too much, but it's not out of 5 and I don't think it's out of 10. The overall number is the lowest score you get out of the categories of Processor, Memory (RAM), Graphics, Gaming graphics, and Primary hard disk. My numbers (prior to the +2Gb RAM) were, respectively, 5.4, 4.5, 4.7, 4.2, and 5.7 giving me a Windows Experience Index of 4.2. After the extra RAM, my RAM number, 4.5, went up to 5.5 giving me a Windows Experience Index of 4.2 (the lowest number hadn't changed).

The idea of one number you can look at and see if your computer's up to snuff is a pretty neat idea, really, since you can ask your mom or dad what their number is and go and help them up it. It seems like it'd be a good thing for game manufacturers to say "You need at least at 3.0 to play this game," too. What the number really means is wholly unclear, plus lame. So, for doofuses, good, for me, opaque (like the Vista borders).

With that said and done, I figured it was time to take another tentative step and install a non-MS program that I know was developed with DX9 on this Vista/DX10 system. WorldWind's wiki says to disable UAC to install & run WorldWind but, even though I may not like UAC personally, it's in Vista and circumventing it instead of trying to live with it also circumvents the whole Vista experiment I'm doing. Cancel or Allow UAC - "Cancel or Allow?" Unfortunately, Allow.

There are some issues with UAC (User Access Control) that can be gotten around by installing an app outside C:\Program Files. I tried it both ways and the result?

... and no launch of the app. Just that. Whee. Time to download the sources and install Visual C# Express and build WW myself. (Yes, I know, world of hurt, etc.)

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Vista doesn't "crash" so much as catch itself crashing and restart Explorer. At least once a day.

Also for you, an article: The Most Annoying Things About Windows Vista, PC World, 02/2007

The new iTunes + QuickTime (7.1.5) doesn't solve the previous issue, where any QT using app drops to Vista Basic UI. Uninstalling only QT makes iTunes unuseable. Thanks Microsoft Apple someone (probably me, for "trying out" Vista in the first place.

That brings me back to the whole wtf about Vista - If apps you want to use cause you to diddle with settings instead of using the app, it's the equivalent of a home-grown computer system, a less interesting networked uber executor, a "linux" if you will.

The Vista verdict still remains sliding slowly to Cancel. I have ordered 2 more GB of RAM (5300, not the 4200 that came with the system, and not the 11600 that in theory the motherboard can handle) and hopefully that'll allow me to have more than 5 tabs in IE and Firefox open at once without lag when switching between them. Yes, seriously. I've installed like 6 non-MS apps on this machine, Adobe Lightroom, Trillian, Mozilla Firefox, Eclipse 3.3M5, SecureCRT, and 7-zip. I haven't installed more for fear of being further disappointed.

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So far, the benefits to going Vista boils down to Aero, the new UI with the pretty eye candy. If there's anything that stops Aero from working, I'm liable to make frownie fase and tell everyone I know to stay away from it. So...

Do not install QuickTime if you like Aero.

I installed QuickTime (7.1.3) because some webpage wanted it and suddenly Trilian (3.1) became the reason that Windows Vista alerted me that Windows Vista Basic was now the profile I was going to use, until I quit Trillian. If apps I use start not working, the OS becomes a non-starter.

Searching the web gives you some horsemung explanation of how QT and GDI and Trilian's av.dll and blah blah, but it boils down to having Areo diabled. That means no transparent borders on windows, no window sizing effects, no "Windows Flip 3D," and no toolbar minimized menu previews.

I ended up uninstalling QT, rebooting, reinstalling QT, making sure Trillian had no camera and no camera source. QT in web pages seem to work. When it's a random combo of things that work, that's called "fragile." The alternative, of course, is to not watch the Black Snake Moan trailer until Apple releases a QT that works with Vista.

Thing #2 is the native unzipper. I downloaded and proceeded to unzip Eclipse, the Java-based IDE (size: 120Mb), and Vista thought about it, then told me it'd take 5 hours and 36 minutes to extract. Seriously? Yes, 5+ hours. That's unacceptable, Vista. Fix that.

Third party unzip programs work great and as expected. I prefer 7-zip. But that's not the point. Out of the box, don't expect a coffee break when unzipping something (unless it's under 120Kb, aka 11 minutes), just go to bed. That's what I did.

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Today's the third day of my life with Microsoft's newest Windows operating system, Vista. I purchased a new computer from Dell in order to replace an ailing development machine and decided to also throw Vista into the mix of integrating a new desktop into the network.

There are a few things that are striking:

  • Aero, the new "look & feel" for Vista, is very pretty - so pretty that when I look at the old G3 with Mac OS X Panther (10.3, the latest is 10.5) on it sitting off to my left, I realize where Windows got their inspiration for their resizable icons, animated window expansions, and backgrounds. It's still impressive to look at. "Windows Flip 3D" is an overly clever implementation of a much needed way to see all the open applications. Makes me want to open lots of applications just to see them in half-profile.
  • Installing applications is aggravating. Who knows when User Access Control or, as my brother puts it, the Department of Desktop Secruity, will come knocking, forcing the beautifully coifed but otherwise helpless onto the vast expanse of the internet where mostly Vista haters reside to find an answer. The much maligned Secure Desktop of the "Cancel or Allow" fame (it's "continue or cancel" really) blinks the monitor and turns everything else but the dialog box dark. That's like having someone slap you in the face randomly while having a pleasant conversation. It can be hobbled, but as people will lament, it takes away the secure desktop.
  • The sounds are soft and in the background, "part of the wallpaper" as they intended. They spent a lot of time and money on it, and I can barely hear the audio alerts. When I do, I'm in a peaceful trance or attempting to be really quiet and still so I can hear the alerts. Peaceful trance or audio equivalent of a deer in headlights - I dunno, one of the two.
  • Things XP just does, like finding printers, seems missing. It took me two tries and another visit into the meat-smelling wilds of the internet to find Microsoft fanbois in order to have Vista recognize the HP LaserJet 1100 attached to another networked computer.
  • Unzipping folders takes hours, literally. It's either a Vista bug or the Norton anti-virus checking each bit as its extracted. I haven't been able to emperically isolate who's screwed up here. Unzipping Eclipse (120mb zip) took 6 hours. Yes, hours. I went to bed.
  • The Dell Dimension 9200 is, amazingly, "out of the picture" - it's quiet and just performs. The operating system is the star here. That's refreshing to not feel like a patchwork of hardware's a hurdle. With that said, Dell peppers and customizes the OEM OS with enough tchotchkes and unnecssary and useless trial apps that, if I didn't know it was Vista, I'd swear it was a sponsored NASCAR jacket. I'm seriously considering reinstalling the OS just to get rid of Dell's preinstalled mung.

This is day three of the rest of my life: Cancel or Allow?

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After determining that corporal punishment wasn't going to be a long term solution, I started sourcing hard drives for my ailing 20Gb 4G iPod. Quickly, I realized I could probably put an even larger hard drive than the original 20Gb (MK2006GAL) Toshiba 1.8 if I got a larger backplate. Uncertain whether it'd work, I looked briefly on the internet and couldn't get a decent affirmative response.

Oddly, I hadn't thought of eBay when looking for backplates or drives, until I started thinking about batteries. eBay (duh) has everything and more. So, I asked one of the 40Gb backplate sellers whether it'd work. "Winterpoem" was very helpful, but unfortunately his auction ended before I could buy it. $167 later and I had a 40Gb 4G backplate and a MK6006GAH, a 60Gb hard drive. The replacement was straightforward and now I have a 60Gb 4th Generation iPod. A new 5G 80Gb iPod's about $350, so I "saved" $187 and a 50 mile trip to the Apple Store. I consider that a good deal.

I'll probably end up buying a 1200mAh battery and an eVo2 iSkin that fits well (the 20Gb sized iSkin fits, but looks like a fat guy in a little suit, which is also fitting) which'll set me back another whopping $25.

I also forgot that they made 4G color iPods in the same size, so for another $100 (which'd've blown my budget) I could've gotten a color LCD (~$50) and a color motherboard (~$50).

As a last note, if you're selling (or reselling) your old 60Gb 4th gen iPod photo's HD on eBay, delete all the info from it, otherwise someone'll find your pictures and keep your music (which, in this case, wasn't worth it).

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Edit: what boston thought... (video)

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So, yeah, ATHF made a PR stunt and now Boston's just getting around to realizing it and they've gone way off the deep end.

It's literally fantastic.
In a news conference, Rich told reporters he had advised his clients not to discuss the incident. Stevens and Berdovsky took the podium and said they were taking questions only about haircuts in the 1970s.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, "We're taking it very seriously." Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, "That's not a hair question. I'm sorry."

I love it.  Of course, they're already on eBay.

I really want one.  They're the defining symbol of the Global War on Terror.  Oh, and how Boston's full of queahs.

This + 50 or so of these = GWOT Mooninite

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That's Southhampton, UK's Bellemoor School for Boys where two prankish Year Eleven youths poured weed killer in the shape of a dongule on their school lawns.  Smart chaps killed the grass long enough for satellites to pick it up and propagate it.  Cheerio, lads!  That'll get you your A levels, indeed.

Microsoft's Virtual Earth has 2006 imagery which still shows it, Yahoo! maps with iCubed imagery doesn't get close enough, and Google Earth and maps has 2007 imagery, where the "dark mark" has been reseeded.
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The t-shirt of snake oil's is overshadowed by the description of it:

Web 2.0 Shirt

Fresh out of gamma and filled with Ajaxy goodness, our buzzword-compliant Web 2.0 Tee tells the world you’re ready to be acquired by Google. Or if need be, by Yahoo. Or AOL, if it comes to that. Nothing says, “I might be a billionaire tomorrow (so come home with me tonight)” like this funky, twin-sleeved wonder. Did you lose your shirt during Web 1.0? Wear this one, and pretend you have a future!
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A few days ago, my 4th gen monochrome 20gb iPod refused to synch or be recognized by iTunes.  It was making the oft mentioned and characteristic constant faint clicking sound typically called the "infinite click of death."  I prefer to call it "One Infinite Click" after Apple's HQ address. After doing the Apple-recommended "5 R's" for what seemed like days (I did it in fits and spurts over two days, since it takes a long time for the iPod to be recognized as it's clicking and whirring), I eventually got it to half-resynch, but then fail, and back to the "One Infinite Click."

Macworld is on the 9th, so I figured I should wait to hear what the Steve's going to announce before making the drive all the way to Boulder or Denver to drool at those respective Apple Stores or buying something on line, just in case the prices drop.  The next best thing would be getting my hands dirty and trying to figure out what causes this.

After a bit of Googling, there're three main solutions I found on-line for "One Infinite Click," in ascending invasiveness:


The iPod was already behaving badly, taking a long time for any of my computers to recognize it, so the first step to reformat the HD was to put it into disk mode.  After a long time (over 10 minutes or so) Windows decided to recognize it and the iPod itself stopped clicking long enough to be recognized, I used the disk utility to reformat H:\ (quick, NTFS).  Disconnected, reconnected and iTunes 7 fired up and wanted to restore the software on the iPod.  Great so far.  Disconnected and connected to an external power source, as requested, let it do its thing then reconnected to the machine.  ITunes 7 wanted to restore again.  Ok.  One more cycle of that business and it's clear that reformatting isn't the solution.  I've got to open the thing up.

Pricewatch's and Froogle's listings for the MK2006GAL are around $100, so I figure I'd better do step 2 before spending the money.  Opening it up was easier than I thought: jeweler's screwdrivers and a bit of plastic stressing until I figured out which way to wedge and it popped open.  The internals look like all the pictures on the net.  I pushed the IDE HD connector on the HD.  I think it felt a bit loose, but I don't know.  Reseating complete.

I went through The Process: attached the iPod to the machine, let it restore, disconnected and attached to a power source, and back to the computer.  I think I may have heard one click as iTunes started to copy over the 3000 mp3 items, but I can't really tell.

Lucky me, the whole library loaded and it seems to work great!  No need to spend the $100 or so for a new hard drive (yet). I may, though, spend the $30 for a newer battery, as the one I have has been dying for a while.

The Steve announced the iPhone and iTV, but no change in prices to the 30 and 80gb iPods.  I'm very happy with my 20gb 4th gen, especially now that it works!
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This post is about the fundamentalist atheist (who's a bit sweet on Buddhism - "I don’t call myself a Buddhist. and yet, if you asked me ... I’d point you in the direction of Buddhist techniques of meditation, and to the Buddhist literature") Sam Harris. Before I even start, let me say, this is the post Sam Harris, self-promoter and shill for his own self, wants to have written - He's all about getting his name out there. He just loves drawing the debate away from the rational conclusion that what's out there can't yet be explained by science, but might be, and that belief in the possibility of explanation is faith, itself. He'd rather have it faith vs. "science" or whatever he's masquerading his faith as. When people, such as the Pope (even with his appearingly intentional stumbles), call for a dialog between faiths, Sam Harris isn't having it. His faith in his extremist anti-faith beliefs are making him almost as popular as Keith Olbermann, firefly of the left's popularity.

In Harris's droolings on the Pope's speech (Truthdig: 'God's Rottwieler' Barks) he does his own trite old hat tricks and pulls out some abused and weary rabbits, banging on the drum at the back of the bandwagon of Islam hatred while also showing a disdain for religion that really calls into question :

“Only thus do we become capable of that genuine dialogue of cultures and religions so urgently needed today....”

It is ironic that a man who has just disparaged Islam as “evil” and “inhuman” before 250,000 onlookers and the world press is now talking about a “genuine dialogue of cultures.” How much genuine dialogue can he hope for? The Koran says that anybody who believes that Jesus was divine—as all real Catholics must—will spend eternity in hell (Koran 5:71-75; 19:30-38). This appears to be a deal-breaker. The pope knows this. The Muslim world knows that he knows it. And he knows that the Muslim world knows that he knows it. This is not a good basis for interfaith dialogue.

The passages in the Quran he references in Sura Al Maedah (the Feast) say that idolaters will go to hell and that today's Christianity isn't the Christianity of Jesus. God isn't the Messiah, God isn't three, there's only one God. Christians have their own beliefs about the Trinity, but they won't say God is the Messiah or three or that there isn't just one God. Further, John 20:17 has Jesus saying to Mary Magdalen "I am going to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God." He's not going to himself. Sura 19, Mary, (that's right, haters, that chapter's called "Mary"), repeats a saying of Jesus similar to John 20:17 - "God is my Lord and your Lord; you shall worship Him alone. This is the right path." Regardless, Harris is baiting not only the Pope, but also Muslims, and further, his cheering ignorant followers. His persistence in a superficial reading and understanding of faith shows that he's got an inability to apply critical thinking skills to texts of faith. Or, he doesn't, and he's simply trying to be a dick.

He goes on and pops off some of his little buzzwords and tropes about Islam - "martyrdom" and "jihad" along with the herring "treatment of Muslim women throughout the world," how Muslims have an "inclination to breed themselves into a state of world domination" (a student of Eastern philosophies, doesn't he know about India or China?) and his favorite apostasy case which he blithely tosses around not bothering to define or explain, since we all of course know how evil Muslims are. Again, I'm sad at Stanford. This type of critical sloppiness in my philosophy classes at Washington University would've gotten me an 'F' whereas I'm sure he shaved an "S" into his chest hair, dyed it red, and beerbonged all night after receiving some hummer for a 'bold' paper on justifying facistic secular rationalism.

This one really got me, especially from a closet Buddhist like Harris, right after he criticises the Pope for thinking every natural process and every mystery can be reduced to God:

Nearly a billion Hindus place three gods—Brahma (the Creator), Vishnu (the Preserver) and Shiva (the Destroyer)—in the space provided. Just how intellectually illuminating should we find that?

I'm sure he knows, but for some reason think his readers don't know (that's intellectually illuminating): Hindus believe that their gods are manifestations and aspects of the (single) universe. Facets, just as the Buddah would have you believe, Samuel. If you think about it for a second, that's what you think science is - fragments and bits of the universe in little logical bites, just waiting to be put together, or not.

He says this, too, on the lead up to the Pope's unfortunate (un)intentional statement about Islam:

“The West has long been endangered by this aversion to the questions which underlie its rationality, and can only suffer great harm thereby. The courage to engage the whole breadth of reason, and not the denial of its grandeur—this is the program with which a theology grounded in Biblical faith enters into the debates of our time. “Not to act reasonably, not to act with logos, is contrary to the nature of God”, said Manuel II, according to his Christian understanding of God, in response to his Persian interlocutor....”

Please read that first sentence again. I hope it doesn’t seem peevish to point out that the West faces several dangers even greater than those posed by an incomplete epistemology. The West is endangered, primarily, by the religious fragmentation of the human community, by religious impediments to clear thinking, and by the religious willingness of millions to sacrifice the real possibility of happiness in this world for a fantasy of a world to come. We are living in a world where untold millions of grown men and women can rationalize the violent sacrifice of their own children by recourse to fairy tales.

I think that last sentence refers to Masada, the fort where Jewish Zealots killed themselves and their children in 73 CE instead of surrendering to the Romans, a highlight in Zionists belief in their righteousness. While not a "fairy tale," I think he's saying that religion kills children. He could've well said something about Waco. When I read that, I thought the guy had no balls. He hates Islam, and loves to piss on it by association, why annoy evangelicals and Jews?

So, there you go, Samuel. You've got your name in bits. Enjoy the profit from your intellectual dishonesty. When you've got your 501(3)c set up to embarass religions, give me a call.

As a last bit, Mohammed Khatami, a religious scholar and former president of Iran spoke a few weeks ago in Chicago. I was fortunate enough to hear him speak on the very same topic the Pope would take up and Harris wants to be a dickrider of: dialog between faiths. Here's a snippet (apologies for the awful translation):

... there is a great opportunity of dialog and cooperation of working among people of faith, people of religion, the religious community and the people of faith - truly people of faith and people of true religion, not the extremists or terrorists or people who exploit religion and they use the name of religion, those getting involved in the terrorist or extremist activities but the balanced view, the people who understand this, and then those on the other side - the people who have pain of humanity in their heart the secular people [haters], the leadership on the other part on who are not known as the leadership of the religious - these two communities can work together and can communicate to one another for the betterment and better understanding of the cause of humanity. Here is the time when dialog among civilizations can come in, the dialog among civilizations can help to bring these two communities or segments together – the people of true faith and the people who are truly concerned about humanity.
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I found this 1967 book at a yearly Brandeis U's Women's Committee benefit booksale in Old Orchard Mall's parking lot, sometime in the late 70's early 80's

"The trouble with non-conformity today is that unless you do it properly, "in" non-conformists will call you a square. In this book Elissa Jane Karg, who at sixteen is an expert, takes you by the hand and introduces you into the real world of non-conformity..."

Thanks to I Must Be Emo for getting me to revisit a favorite book of mine.

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Poems, using the Fibonacci series as a template: Fibonacci Poems Multiply on the Web After Blog's Invitation, NYT, 04/14/2006

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Merriam-Webster's put up 10 free text downloads for the iPod
  • Declaration of Independence (1776)
  • Constitution of the United States (1787)
  • Bill of Rights (1791)
  • Louisiana Purchase Treaty (1803)
  • Emancipation Proclamation (1863)
  • Gettysburg Address (1863)
  • Civil Rights Act (1964)
  • Social Security Act (1935)
  • Monroe Doctrine (1823)
  • Brown v. Board of Education (1954)
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In a country where the constitution explicitly protects a worker's right to strike (think about that for a moment - here in the US a strike is a massively consequential matter), workers are striking about a proposed French law, the "First Job Contract (CPE, contrat premiere embauche)," that will allow employers to fire at will any worker under 26 before their 2 year employment anniversary. The figures for French unemployment are egregious, ranging from the low 10% to the upper 40%'s, when the younger age group is taken in isolation. French employers are hire-shy when looking for employees due to the country's mandated worker benefits - they want to be sure that the investment they make is the absolute right one without being on the hook for paying for underperformers. "Financing those benefits has created a debt whose annual interest approaches France's total annual income-tax revenues." (Time)

This issue is an issue about practical, modern socialism (and the failures thereof) and not, except tangentially, related at all to unions as we here in the US know them. Beware Stateside socialist union doom and gloom naysayers. The French are attempting to reform their robust established social safety net in order to get more people jobs, without resorting to the American-styled capitalism they're even more vehemently against. Add to this the irony that the youth are striking and protesting to salvage a social system that continues to bankrupt France.

So, if I were to be asked to comment, I'd say this to the striking university students and their constitutionally protected union organizers: Grow up.

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3.14 1:59:26
In nine years it'll be sweet: 3.14.15 9:26:53!
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A One Act Play

Guy: "I don't know the meaning of irony. Oh, and by the way, I can't tell you the evil due to my belief in Security Clearances."
Press: "OMG GUY SAYS HE CAN'T SAY! AFOULNESS AFOOT!"
NYT Readers: "heheh, they used 'alliteration'. Oh, and by the way, Bush is bad!"
FIN
(hippies, off stage left: !B4O)

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Proclaiming "I am al Qaeda," Zacarias Moussaoui was escorted from a federal courtroom in Alexandria on Monday at the outset of jury selection in his terrorist conspiracy trial. As he was removed by federal marshals, he shouted, "This trial is a circus."
CBS News, today
Why oh why can't we see this stuff on TV?  We miss out on Moussaaoui's insane ramblings just like we do Mr. Saddam's trial.  There must be TV executives who are squirming for rights to broadcast this great, great stuff.

Here're some other nuggets from Moussaoui (in no way definitive):
  • I don't want you to have the time to manipulate the system again against me
  • Do you think that I am crazy to see your Doctor Frankeinstein.
  • Do you think that every month I am going to put up with your insanity
  • Leonie Brinkema your mentally sick.
Wikipedia on Moussaoui
Moussaoui Letter 1, Letter 2, Appeal Transcript, The Smoking Gun
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On the heels of a poll where everybody but the Israelis thinks Americans are crap (BBC "What the World Thinks of America", Pew Global Attitudes Project), Turkey's new blockbuster "Valley of the Wolves Iraq," opening tomorrow, portrays American soldiers as butchers:
"In the most expensive Turkish movie ever made, American soldiers in Iraq crash a wedding and pump a little boy full of lead in front of his mother.

They kill dozens of innocent people with random machine gun fire, shoot the groom in the head, and drag those left alive to Abu Ghraib prison - where a Jewish doctor cuts out their organs, which he sells to rich people in New York, London and Tel Aviv."

Neat, huh?  Billy Zane stars as the lead, rogue American soldier, and Gary Busey as the Jewish-American doctor.  This, apparently, after the popularity of a fiction book published in Turkey, Metal Storm (nyt, aljazeera), which portrays a bloody war between the US and Turkey in 2007.

Talk about a failure of "hearts and minds" - and these are our allies.  Meanwhile, US tv audiences are glued forcefully to their navels (no offense to the "heros," you know who you are) with A&E's "Flight 93".
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A few weeks ago, I read Salman Rushdie's latest Shalimar the Clown and absolutely loved it.  It's a story of jilted Kashmiri husband turned terrorist motivated by revenge on the person who caused him the pain of his lost wife and how his life's unraveled story comes to be intertwined with his American half-daughter, named India.  This book spoke to me in many ways, as Rushdie's books often do, and  I can only guess the impact would be less so for someone who's not familiar with the combo of India, Islam, the West, and of course a healthy penchant for the present and past of diplomacy and terror.  Rushdie writes chapters in many perspectives - from the young, lithe half-Kashmir, half-European India (and yes, the irony is intended), to her Ambassador father Max Ophuls, to her Kashmiri mother Boonyi, to Noman/Shalimar the husband of Boonyi and terrorist.  Like many of his other books, the narrative's laced with enough Hindi and Kashmiri words and customs (and food) as to be enticingly exotic yet homey. 

It'd be easy to write things like "Rushdie makes density feel diaphanous and subtle.  It was a true joy to read the words written.  The story was poignant, capricious, exciting and topical." but none of that really matters.  The story is grippy and the guy's literally a genius (there's a redundant pun in there, struggling to come out).  It was an easy read and wholly pleasurable, except for the mornings after the many nights up til 4am.  The topicality of the book comes directly from the beautiful descriptions of Kashmir (where there was just a quake) and the Pakistani-Indian political relations centering around Kashmir, the obvious Islamist terrorist references in Kashmir, Afghanistan and Indonesia, and the modernesque descriptions of LA.

Then, most recently (ie today), I finished a book that I'd given Jack that, once he read it, insisted I read: Gene Wolfe's Shadow & Claw.  Science-fantasy isn't my genre anymore and I was a bit hesitant.  I find myself picking up non-fiction to force calm upon my ADD mind and lately, travel books.  I'll occasionally pick up a fiction book, like Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go (which I also gave my highest rating of "absolutely loved" due to a great many things, such as the dystopian setting and the slight mystery of the narrator's identity, though I didn't write about it) that'll make me less skeptical about the genre, or Daum's Quality of Life Report (which I found to be almost an utter waste of time and will probably be snapped up by Hollywood to be made into a coming-of-age-empowerment movie) that makes me never want to read fiction ever again (I can just go to the movies).  Reading science fiction/fantasy as a genre of choice, though, had ended for me after Tolkien and Herbert. 

To clearly explain this book, I'm compelled to use a metaphor. To ride a horse you first must not be afraid of it, for it will smell fear on you and buck you straight away.  With Wolfe, he starts out clearly indicating that even though it looks and smells and acts like a horse, it's not, it's a destrier and that word substitution alone is enough for you to forget you're riding a horse-that's-not-a-horse until it's obvious you're already on it and trotting away.  That's fine.  The first half of the book (Shadow & Claw are actually two books in one, but I'm going to refer to the text between the covers as one) is an intriguing and well written (what I thought to be) Conan-story of cloistered journeyman Severian and his adventures towards the throne. 

There's enough in the first half of the book - a first-person narration in an autobiographical style of the travails of a postmodern, postapocalyptic medieval Torturer - to hint not so subtly that there's a long mythological history behind so much of the odd language and words of the cultural phenomena described as Severian travels from his only known existence in the Torturer's guild to and through the vast city beyond.  By the end of the first half, I was a bit saddle sore but quite pleased with the ride.

The second half of the book shifts gears wildly, which isn't inconsistent so much as jarring as shifting gears expectedly is.  The problem, though, is that the IV-drip of background mythology is immediately turned up so that by the end of the book (Severian, who was, earlier on, tasked with traveling to a remote town called Thrax and does not end with Severian reaching Thrax, though, granted these two books are only the first part of a series) you're literally choking on the boluses of background myth coursing through the pages.  Not to mention, the fantastical occurences are so wild yet so obviously part of Wolfe's world that I practically forgot that Severian was supposed to be going towards Thrax. 

The guild of Torturers is explained in such a way, from the perspective of an insider and his views on how outsiders regard the profession of torturing, that the reflections and respect can't help but be juxtaposed with the current debate on torture and cruel and inhumane treatment.  Being a science-fantasy book, the parallels are tenuous at best, but it did make me reflect for a short time until Wolfe started piling on the mythology into the furnace of the book and the not-horse shifted wildly into nuclear gear.   In communicating with uncommunicative Jack (he's off playing "Who's Your Uncle?" with women and childfolk) I've many times used the word "crazy."  Stunned as I am from the experience of reading this book, it's probably a pretty apt description.  Ursula K. LeGuin (one of my favorite scifi authors) gushes (as evidenced by the use of the trope "ellipsis") on the back cover of this Nebula and World Fantasy Award winning book "Magic stuff ... a masterpiece... the best science fiction I've read in years!"  No where in that does she mention that you're going to get bucked.  Then trampled.  Then bucked and trampled simultaneously.  Not once.

There you have it, a two-plus book review gift. Remember, it's the thought that counts.

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Of course I loved it, duh.  I have to see it again, though - sitting in the first row pretty much sucked.

Here's funny:

Also, if you haven't heard Harry and the Potters, do.

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Steve Jobs kicks ass - always has, always will.
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Yes, tomorrow is the opening of the UN's 60th General Assembly in New York and there'll be lots of hot things to come from that (the non-definition of "terrorism" already abandoned as a topic, UN reform, speeches from Bush, Sharon, Musharraf, Ahmedinejad, and Putin, among other delectable UN wordplay) but the most anticipated sparks will be outside the UN at the George Galloway vs. Christopher Hitchens debate tomorrow at 7p EST. 

Hitchens has already shown himself (on the Daily Show, most recently, contrary to the opinion of Jon Stewart fans) to be a strong and eloquent advocate for pro-Iraq war rationale (albeit he has reservations about the execution, as does anyone with a TV or brain) and should be well positioned to make sweet, sweet love to the darling of the Left's Galloway, an unabashed Bush basher and UK MP for his own breakway anti-war "Respect" party who'll hopefully rehash his wonderful performance given in the Senate Investigations Subcommittee of May 17, 2005 (video).

Some select quotes:
"Bush, and Blair, and the prime minister of Japan, and Berlusconi, these people are criminals, and they are responsible for mass murder in the world, for the war, and for the occupation, through their support for Israel..." -  Galloway, Al Jazeera, 06/20/2005

"Senator, in everything I said about Iraq I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong - and 100,000 have paid with their lives, 1,600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies ... Senator, this is the mother of all smokescreens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported." - Galloway responding to Senator Norm Coleman, 05/17/2005

"[Christopher Hitchens is a] drink-sodden former Trotskyist popinjay and useful idiot" - Galloway upon spotting Hitchens, just before the 05/17 Senate hearing

"[That] was unfair." - Hitchens responding to the above Galloway comment.

I am one of those who believe, uncynically, that Osama bin Laden did us all a service (and holy war a great disservice) by his mad decision to assault the American homeland four years ago. Had he not made this world-historical mistake, we would have been able to add a Talibanized and nuclear-armed Pakistan to our list of the threats we failed to recognize in time. - Christopher Hitchens, A War to be Proud Of, Weekly Standard, 09/12/2005

Tasty!  I sincerely hope Hitchens can drop some knowledge on Galloway before the seasoned entertainer (er, "member of parliment") panders to what seems like will be a self-selected and stacked audience.  Ah, it's just too much to ask to have logic interfere with showmanship!

New York is truly the center of the Hottness Based Community.
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A May 27 story in the Greeley Tribune quoted Allard as saying the more illegal immigration there is, "the more crime you have." ... Colorado Democratic Party Chairwoman Pat Waak called on Allard to apologize and assailed his remarks as "another example of Republican attitudes toward the Latino community ...
"I think the chair of the Democratic Party owes an apology to the Hispanic community for identifying all illegal immigrants as Hispanics," Allard said.
Denver Post, 06/29/2005

That quote from Senator Allard prompted cries for apologies.  I'm unclear here, isn't something that's illegal already a crime?  And if it's not -- because for something to be designated a "crime" it has to be prosecuted -- doesn't this beg the question about our enforcement and tolerance of illegal immigration?
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It's like a firetruck racing through town with a loudspeaker, everone's going to hear something about it, they may just not care so much. Here's my review of Star Wars, episode 3: Revenge of the Sith: Cynical and pandering. The whole prequel series has been building up towards this cgi induced specta-debacle and it's boring. It looks like Lucas intentionally sacrificed the plot, dialog, and other actual movie bits to let big name actors and his successful theme carry the whole thing, so he could work on other projects (like Indiana Jones 4 which, thankfully, he won't be directing).

There were some decent fight scenes in the first two, but this third one was all flashing and meanie fases, and very little actual anything to hold attention. I was so dulled by the time the climactic battle between Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker meandered around that I almost forgot that this was the dovetail/shank into the original series. Certain segments of that fight were actually visibile and weren't so bad. Then, as with everything else in the movie, the characters opened their mouths. "I have the high ground," Obi Wan exhorts, more of a pleading than a warning. "NUO!! I CAN JUMP REEL HIGH!" Anakin retorts. Say no more. Ruined, my childhood memories have been.

Reports are that Hasbro may not make a gagillion dollars and will only make a quadrobillion. The way Star Wars is seen has officially changed forever and there's no room for nurdly dithering about what's "canon" - these 6 films are meant to be taken together in context and that context is cheesy dialog and plot without imagination.
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Dawn & Drew's 100th Podcast
A little celebration of the previous shows and congradulatory comments.
I haven't heard all of their podcasts, but with 100 episodes of Dawn & Drew's interaction as a public slice of a couple's relationship, it's much more poignant than any scritped dramedy on tv. They're in stark contrast to Nick & Jessica's MTV "reality" interaction - Dawn & Drew are much more real - or at least much more poopie-pants-mouthed - and I invite them into my home. Thanks, Dawn & Drew for sharing your bits (of life) with the rest of us.

Rip & Read - 05/11 #110 and 05/12 #111
I'm a fan of Mr. Rodgers's nom de guerre Charlie Quidnunc (Latin for "what's up?" or "what's news?"). Some shows are about news I've heard or I don't think are terribly exciting (such as #110), but it's always neat to hear what his net's pulled in. One person I'm not a fan of is Dave Winer for some comments he made about NeXT - for which I have a special place in my heart - years ago as well as his insistence on LCD for the masses (pushing xml-rpc, rss, and soap). It's petty, I'm aware. I don't listen to his podcast or read his blog, so take that as you will. There's apparently a difference between passion and being opinionated and also being arrogant. I don't think a town hall style panel meeting was invented by Winer. The clip of Winer being petulant at BlogNashville and the blog responses to the event made me feel not vindicated, but embarassed. With civility as a topic it's behavior, not past achievements, that make one's reputation. Thanks Charlie.

Evil Genius Chronicles, 05/11
Slusher typifies the predominant variant of podcasts that what people normally think about when describing a podcast - the audio blog. Mixing music into podcasts is a good thing, especially for this sort of low-production, no-edit, lo-fi, from the heart subgenre of podcasts. Three songs, I think. Paragraph markers. Some sort of theme, I'm not sure. Almost every podcast has at least one theme, expressed or not - the a/v geek theme. It's not really a choice. Being a podcaster means you're born this way - you've got to interact with audio and specific audio applications and it inevitably leads to talking about the frustrations and successes. With his extensive radio background, hearing small frustrations are almost disingenuous if it weren't for what people listen for when spinning up a podcast and what makes him a darling of podcast creators: a guy, a microphone, dialog talking to you and not at you, and dedication. This type of podcasting points directly back to the medium and meaning of blogs and the blogging phenomena. Slusher, to me, represents this early creator arc. I'd have to listen more and constantly to really be able to make a connection back.

Tracks Up A Tree, 05/11 Promote Brooklyn
Funtime Ben's podcast is one of my favorites and I always enjoy listening to them. First off, this podcast is sort of like Reel Reviews, in that he plays music that means something to him and makes that connection via his commentary. There's a bit of direction down this path. This is more of a music-radio-like podcast than an audio blog show. His musical taste is similar to mine and it's always a successful treasure hunt. For example, Ageless Beauty by a band from Canadia, Stars, of their 3rd album, Set Yourself On Fire. Italian hand kisses. Perfecto.
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Sunday's a day to catch up on podcasts. Some of these are very old, so don't sue me.

Michael Geoghegan's review of The Conversation. Geoghegan's great, he really tries to explain why the movie he's reviewing's fascinating, the nuances and the background that make him so interested in the film. That's extrordinary. His reviews have that dynamic ability to show him seeing the film, so it's a completely earnest and personal perspective. Also listened to his review of The Filth and the Fury, a documentary about the Sex Pistols. I don't have any interest in the Sex Pistols, but I really appreciate the summary and the history. There're a few for my Blockbuster queue. (Blowup, The Conversation)

Dawn & Drew epsiode #78. Bad teeth, iPods, Anal sex, and black licorice, what else needs to be said?
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I signed up for a 4 week trial of Blockbuster online three days ago and received my first movies yesterday and today. Three days isn't so bad; apparently there's a distribution center in Denver (one of the original 10) so the time to send/recieve should be tolerable.  I think I'll be able to anticipate wanting to watch a movie 3 days prior, but I'll keep watch. 

I saw I Heart Huckabees with Jack and Amanda yesterday and found it to be a scattered and sophomoric pseudophilosophical (ie, trying to be too smart) plot with an ensemble cast. They used Jason Schwartzman to the proper effect, though.  He was exactly the right combination of alternative eager, as per Rushmore. Whee.  I watched most of About A Boy tonight (scenes 15-19 of 20 were scratched) and decided that were I 1) rich, 2) in England, and 3) looked like Hugh Grant, that's exactly what my life would be like right now, scratches and all (he finds happiness, but the crucial scenes where he experiences the turn around - flawed!). 

Blockbuster, if you're keeping score, you suck since 50% of the movies I've watched (33% of the ones I've received) have been scratched or “unwatchable,” according to your website.  (Don't worry, Blockbuster, dear, you've got weeks to make it up to me.)  I have American Chai for later on.

I returned Huckabees today, so we'll see how quickly the next one on my list, Talaye Sorkh, arrives.  I'm still looking for something that'll rss/xml/export my queue, so I can share it with other people.  If anyone comes across something, please let me know.

Movies, I'm starting to think, are like little 2 hour books, but not really - only in the way that they're engrossing. They're, at the very least, a way to soak up an annoying spot of time that's lying about. I've been meaning to catch up on a list of movies I haven't seen, but it's bittersweet - at some point, my list won't overlap with anyones.   I suppose it'll be back to venturing outside into movie theaters!

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This essay was one of many written by the third grade class of Al Saddam in Ramadi (recently renamed to “National School”) and is typical of most of Khanoume Jaffari’s class.

My Hero
by Fazia Akbar, 8

My hero is the man with the most courage and bravery. He is able to escape Amerki soldiers with no problems. I know he can run very fast with three legs! He is my hero because he is also a good muslim and has a beard and is named Zarqawi. I would like to use a computer some day with him. I would to take pictures for the Amerki soldiers to find on my computer. I think as a good runner I would be very fast and would use my scarf as a cape. Also, I would not flinch if someone put me in jail even if I had to wear a black bourkha like a tent! He is my hero because he saves us from occupations. I think he is really good at being a hero!


(Thanks, Ian!)

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Europa - Constitution Reuters: “Metro newspaper showed 62.3 percent of respondents who have decided how to vote oppose the treaty.”  That vote's going to happen on 05/29.

That's up from the Metro newspaper 03/15 poll, 57.8%.  Salut!

Tim Lehmann, Assistant Director of PNAC thinks it's due to the Turkey issue (Weekly Standard).

It'll be Europe's just desserts (flan, probably) if France bails on the 500+ page Constitution, authored by one of France's former Presidents.  (Recall, good Citizens, that ours is about 11 pages.)

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Poetsmart: The only place to go for all your poet-training needs
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Farewell, Saul Bellow.
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"Houses"—so the Wise Men tell me—
"Mansions"! Mansions must be warm!
Mansions cannot let the tears in,
Mansions must exclude the storm!

"Many Mansions," by "his Father,"
I don't know him; snugly built!
Could the Children find the way there—
Some, would even trudge tonight!

- Emily Dickinson

The Window of My Soul

During prayer I am accustomed to turn to God like this
and recall the meaning of the words of the Tradition,
“the delight felt in the ritual prayer.”
The window of my soul opens,
and from the purity of the unseen world,
the book of God comes to me straight.
The book, the rain of divine grace, and the light
are falling into my house through a window
from my real and original source.
The house without a window is hell;
to make a window is the essence of true religion.
Don't thrust your ax upon every thicket;
come, use your ax to cut open a window.

- Rumi
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I came upon a child of god
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, where are you going
And this he told me
I’m going on down to yasgur’s farm
I’m going to join in a rock ’n’ roll band
I’m going to camp out on the land
I’m going to try an’ get my soul free
We are stardust
We are golden
And we’ve got to get ourselves
Back to the garden

Then can I walk beside you
I have come here to lose the smog
And I feel to be a cog in something turning
Well maybe it is just the time of year
Or maybe it’s the time of man
I don’t know who l am
But you know life is for learning
We are stardust
We are golden
And we’ve got to get ourselves
Back to the garden

By the time we got to woodstock
We were half a million strong
And everywhere there was song and celebration
And I dreamed I saw the bombers
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies
Above our nation
We are stardust
Billion year old carbon
We are golden
Caught in the devil’s bargain
And we’ve got to get ourselves
Back to the garden

- joni mitchell
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craigslist.org post and cycletrader.com post

2003 Yamaha YZF-R6

"Someone buy me, I rule! Vroom."
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Tonight, The World Cafe is having Keane on live, and is going to have Moby, Ivy, and Brazilian Girls, all after Fresh Air's interview with religous writer and ex-nun Karen Armstrong (author of the excellent Buddah, Islam: A Short History, etc.).  A great night to stay in and listen to the radio.

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Why shouldn't our dear fearless leader have a podcast?  I mean, he's got a weekly radio address (each under 5 minutes).  Is he against mp3s, and by proxy does that mean we are against mp3s? I dunno, but I thought I should e-mail him and ask.  As I was doing so, I found the proper place to ask technical questions and was really disappointed that I didn't have reason to e-mail him.  Like, what's he got to do that's better than checking out radio/index.html from cvs and editing it?  I bet he'd leave it checked out and blame Cheney. Oh well, nurd humar averted.

After a bit of manipulation, I decided to test out an RSS feed for the administration.  They'll come up with one eventually, they're the government.

president's radio address podcast

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"And although it seems unlikely that Bono will get the job, on Sunday, Treasury Secretary John Snow said that he has not ruled out the idea of the singer being added to the list of potential candidates for the leadership of the World Bank.

According to an Associated Press report, Snow said, "I am not going to review here all the candidates that are on the list. But I will attest to my admiration for Bono. He does a lot of good in this world of economic development. Most people know him as a rock star — he's in a way a rock star of the development world, too. He understands the give-and-take of development. He's a very pragmatic, effective and idealistic person." "

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"uno, dos, tres QATARZEEEEH" - Bono, counting money in the World Bank vaults. I have vertigo. I'm well intentioned, I donated to tsunami victims, make me the head of the World Bank. Seriously people, get a grip.
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http://noosphere.princeton.edu/
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Yesterday, I was driving to Denver in a car that was like an estranged friend and had no tape player so, with my iPod on the fritz (the reason I was heading south in the first place - well, one of them), I listened to commercial radio; particularly the “alternative” stations.  Apart from the curious use of “emo” by the button jockey, they played a Foo Fighters track (Everlong), 2 RATM songs (Guerilla Radio, irony anoyone, and Bombtrack), a Nirvana one (Heart Shaped Box), and a Cure song (Just Like Heaven; additionally they did a spoof entitled 'crank calling Robert Smith').  That sort of playlist reminds me when I used to actually listen to commercial radio - haven't times changed since college?  Good tracks, no doubt, but should the purportedly edgy, emo Clearchannel station be retitled “classic indie“ or something?

On the way back, I turned the radio off and listened to what I had on the ailing iPod (diagnosis: fragmentation and general malaise brought on by forcing an Apple device to mate with Windows); here's a sampling:

Honey Pie, Beatles
Fallen For You, Sheila Nichols
Baby Britain, Elliot Smith
O Stella, PJ Harvey
You Said Something, PJ Harvey
In the Morning, Norah Jones
New Mate, Figurine

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Books Bought:
The Polysyllabic Spree, Nick Hornby
The Now Habit, Niel Fiore
State-Building, Francis Fukuyama
Swann's Way, Marcel Proust
Books Read:
The Polysyllabic Spree, Nick Hornby
The Now Habit, Niel Fiore (partial)
State-Building, Francis Fukuyama (partial)

As a little homage to Mr. Hornby, this brief is about what I read last month and how I've been duly influenced.  I initially went to Barnes to buy my brother The DaVinci Code so that he could read it on our upcoming New Years trip and succumbed to the double-threat Siren's song of the desire to be reading (which is very different from the actual desire to read) and the hedonistic gauntlet of books on display while walking through the aisles trying to find Mr. Brown's book.  I actually went twice.  I found The DaVinci Code on the first try, no problem -- 30% off post-Christmas sale, front and center -- but was hooked by The Polysyllabic Spree on my way out, hamstringing myself with past reading of Fever Pitch, High Fidelity (and of course the movie), and About a Boy (movie to be seen) and having heard some NPR review of the book. I couldn't remember exactly what it was about -- I thought it was a book of short stories -- but when I got it home I was pleasantly surprized.  It's about Mr. Hornby's struggle with reading the books he buys which for most readers, as he rightly points out, is difficult, since there're always more books bought than read.  The little subtitle/jacket blurb reads “a hillarious and true account of one man's struggle with the monthly tide of the books he's bought and the books he's been meaning to read“ and “a collection of fourteen months of his essays from the Believer magazine.“ 

I went back to Barnes the next day because I had to have what I thought would be good island reading material: Francis Fukuyama's State Building, after having seen the author talk about it on CSPAN2 (which is fast becoming my favorite channel).  On my way to the checkout, there stood in the orgiastic gauntlet of words, a newly translated edition of Swann's Way, by Marcel Proust and I had to have it -- never mind that 1) I have at least two copies in the house already, and at least one back at my parent's house where the bulk of my books live, and 2) I've never actually read all the way through it, since it puts me to sleep and I nod off remembering things past. The Now Habit arrived by post -- a book tangentially recommended to me by a friend's friend's wish list. So, stocked up with such great books, I was ready to lay on the beach and read some stuff in a week or so. 

The chapters are short and engrossing in The Polysyllabic Spree so, by the time I'd touched down in Chicago, I'd read it all. It was fruitful and I was satisfied. It made me feel better about reading, which can sometimes feel like “wasting time“ sitting there while the world screams by at an ever quickening pace. There's great insight into what Mr. Hornby considers Literary Novels and the visceral connection that the written word can make in one's life, in particular, his.  I learned a bit about autism through the books he read (his son is autistic) and about the clique or community of authors and publishers that he's in.  Authors, editors and publishers that he know would send him books, asking him to read and review them because they were 'just like' his own work, his brother-in-law (who's a writer) would send him a book, etc. None of the personal touches or the community seemed contrived or exclusionary -- it's as if he was inviting me in to take a look at how strange “they” really are, even while he's part of the whole thing.

I started State Building and got quite into it, but it's dense and layered, mostly because it's Mr. Fukuyama's lectures in book form and its academic pace is ever so slightly different than the jaunty anecdotal and reflective tone of the previous book read.  By the time I got to my island destination, I was only partially through the first chapter.  Over the next few days, I read some, but the island has its own rythym, more for sand castle building rather than state building. I put it down and picked up The Now Habit, which is a self-help book about how not to procrastinate.  It opens with a bunch of profiles of procrastinators which is quite fun to read, since there're lots of points of identification with the characters, and it goes on to say how wonderfully they stopped procrastinating, so there's character development and a happy ending, multiple clinical cases over.  Whee!  I never knew reading self-help books could be so helpful to my very self. I got through half of it and felt really, really guilty for putting it down, which I think is partially the objective of the book.  I read State Building on the planes back, which is impressive for me, since my super power is Sleeping on Planes.  I don't normally split books or try to juggle more than one or two books at a time - it's an additional layer of intellectual hubris I'm really not ready to admit.  I will, though, make grandiose promises and fill up my bookcases.

This month, I'll finish up State Building and The Now Habit and maybe even start Swann's Way, which I carted out and back into the United States.  I brought back A Barthes Reader, edited by Susan Sontag, because it was staring at me from my college bookcase during my brief stay in Chicago and I'm a sucker for my postmodern past.  Stray threads.

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In the Bahamas, there are some sweet vehiculars that don't exist in the States.

  • Kia Visto
  • Toyota Yaris
  • Suzuki Ignis

Watched some coverage from the car shows in LA and in Europe and there're some very interesting cars coming out (mustang, etc.) or in concept (volvo ycc - for/by girls). Also, the guy who brought us the Yugo is looking to flood the American market with $14k Chinese cars. Whee.

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Str Sta Agi Int Spi
Bear x x
Boar x x
Eagle x x
Falcon x x
Gorilla x x
Monkey x x
Owl x x
Tiger x x
Whale x x
Wolf x x
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Benjamin Walker's Theory of Everything: 30 minutes. Listened to #10 “Evil” on Sat., which has two stories in a personal interview and reflective style reminiscent of This American Life. The first story was about Darth Vader (a guy who'd changed his name to) and the 2nd was about Walker's visit to the Hague to give Slobodan Milosovic some books. I don't really believe the first story, but I'd have to do some internet-lookingup; both were very worth listening to. Rating 8/10

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I love Wes Anderson's movies since they're so quirky and layered like your dad's ascot or finding a local bookstore's bookmark in the leatherbound books in the private school you never went to. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (website) was so much fun, made even more so by the fact that it was the first movie of the day and effectively empty. I'm not really smart enough to review the movie, but great repeat performances from Bill Murray, Angelica Huston, Owen Wilson, and some hillarious performances from Jeff Goldblum, Cate Blanchett, and Willem Dafoe.  The relationship between Murray and Huston (and Goldblum; their characters played an estranged threesome) was just great and the dialog askew enough, the characters crenelated enough, the subtle details obvious enough to keep me smirking throughout.

Afterwards, I went to Best Buy to look for the soundtrack but the lot was full with people returning Christmas gifts.  I looked on iTunes, but the whole album isn't there (one of the actors, Seu Jorge, also did great renditions of Bowie tunes, acoustically and in portugese throughout the whole movie and with Mark Mothersbaugh doing the soundtrack, how could I not get), so maybe Barnes later.

The only notable preview was the Hitchhiker's Guide (website), which didn't show much, except that it was a Disney film. Oh, right and some scary movie (Dark Water) by the Ring author with the always beautiful Jennifer Connelly.

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BBC Radio4's “In Our Time“: An hour. Interviews with physicists about the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. Sounds boring or at least pedogogical, right? Really facscinating stuff, actually, but had to pay attention, or at least rewind a bit. The presenter, Melvyn Bragg, did a great job of pretending like he didn't understand in order to get the physicists to explain a point (I fully believe the guy's a smarty). On the superficial side, British accents talking about physics - what could be better. Not the expected “podcast“ but a very welcome one, indeed. Rating: 7/10

Rip & Read Blogger Podcast: I liked this one; the producer read a lot of blogs, distilled them, made commentary. Precisely what one wants in a review/summary: enough of the real stuff plus enough of what the producer thought was interesting. Subtle and nicely done. Three of them, about 13 minutes each. Rating: 8/10

Tracks Up the Tree: This one was great. Some neat music (Metric, I already love, so that made my ears happy) and some personal commentary about the music so you got to know a bit about who was talking. “Funtime Ben,“ the host, comes across as knowledgable, engaged, interested in spreading indie, and not haughty or snooty as some of my friends or myself, er, um, some of the other indie music whores, er, people can sometimes be. This is one I'll listen to a second time, just to hear some of the songs. I have a bunch of Blonde Redhead, but I haven't really gotten into them so much. Same with Stephen Malkmus Listening to TUTT, I'm definately going to give them a listen again, too. On top of that, some suggestions for other podcasts, other than Podcast Alley. At the time, the Podcast Alley site was down, but this podcast is worthy of me deliberately going out and touching someone (via a rating, guttermind). (oh yeah, and it makes me miss nyc.) An hour, fully worth it. Rating: 8/10

Two Rights: Conservative Political Discourse: Some good dissection of the stories of the news cycle, too much focus on Dave Winer. When I subscribed to this podcast, their feed coughed up some “promos“ for their upcoming show. Now, I was eager to get an ear on the real show, so the garish 30 second or so teasers turned me off. It annoyed me that I'd have to find and delete the files. Yeah, it's a small thing. The odd commercialism of it all was, I guess, commendable? They've got friends who're podcast PR people, which seems like an odd curveball play to get into the adworld. Didn't appeal to me as much as I thought it would. The whining (pun intended) was too much and (w/o the pun) not the grating conservative whine, although there was some screedy tones. Speaking of tones, their mics were a bit hot. Overall not subtle, and I didn't expect it to be, but not really provocative, either. 30 minutes (not including seperate promo teasers) Rating: 5/10

Also, a Dawn & Drew today. Cute, lewd, yay.

Two things strike me about the podcasts I've listened to so far: The first, it seems like the indie one's I've heard have only been produced for a very short time (under 6 months), which is simply amazing. Even The Geek News, which didn't impress me impresses me simply for the balls to actually do the thing and have caught on so much. The dedication of the people that speak into a mic and rss their voices all over is commendable. The second is summed up in this line, from the TUTT site: “You snub one of us, you snub us all.” This second “thing” or comment or random though or whatever is a very fertile one for me, since it sprouts up a lot of thoughs about virtual communities, possessiveness, companionship, and self-referrential postmodern cliqueishness. Also, the reference to blogcons reminds me of anime/d+dcons and a good chunk of Chasing Amy. More as it ferments. For now, I'm going to browse the inkernet podosphere and not worry so much about what it signifies.

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Geek News Central. It's Sesame Street meets A+ certification. The guy is reading release notes from software, slashdot, other peoples' blogs, and even more self-referrential, other peoples' podcasts. Honestly. I can read faster than I listen, so what's the point. Poor guy, though. Seems like he's trying, I've known people like him (from what I can tell, in 20 minutes) and I guess there's a market for it. The information isn't useful to me. Rating: 0/10

Dawn & Drew Show: their 50th show. They must be doing something good, because they're basically #1 podcasters and they just started in September. Three months. Not so interested in their lives, though they basically talk like anyone else does, but in this way that's in between what's said in private and what's said to be extroverted. There's just a hint of an act. It's sort of sweet, their interaction - and their personalities definately come through. I'm not an ex-punk, they are. They also live in Wisconsin. It's audio lookylooism. About 40 minutes. Rating: 4/10

Reel Reviews: This is nice. The guy reviewed the Scorcese film “The King of Comedy” and had a good contexual background to it. Easy to listen to and informative. May even watch the movie reviewed. 20 minutes. Rating: 7/10

Dot Net Rocks: I've listened to this hour long show before, but never “podcasted” which isn't any different. This one was a chat with a Microsoft insider. A bit screedy, but I guess that's sort of to be expected. Rating: 6/10.

So far, I'm a bit disappointed with the content that's out there, but I've got a few more sources queued up, so I'll keep giving the genre of home radio a listen.

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When I was growing up, there were random encounters with Dr. Demento, a crazy show with satire and pre-Wierd Al like music, mostly in the back of a van or in hotel room with the seniors of the Math team. (yeah, yeah, suck it up. i'll factorialize you, beeotch.) It was, for me, sort of like a three-way crash between a clown car culture of the '60's, my parents' Ambassador culture, and whatever smoke-filled senior's car high school culture I grew up with. Luckily, my exposure was short, just long enough to retain some smell molecules so that when similar things pop up, a sense memory is triggered. When I started looking through Podcast Alley for this podcast phenomena (what's a podcast? it's an audio blog posting, essentially, but really any downloadable mp3), I got a shudder and a chill. What is it about car crashes that makes one stare? I dunno, but the soma and schadenfreude of listening to - not just reading, a la blogs - other peoples thoughts is a meta-layer of creep above the insanity that's out there. The time people "waste," geez.

Podcat is a 50 minute podcast of excerpts of other podcast in a icky audio montage that somehow appeals to people. It's painful to listen to the intro, the transitions, etc. but this is the contextually appropriate way to get an overview of what's out there (reading about podcasts seems like cheating). It's character building, I keep telling myself, the cat screech segues and the psychedelic hyperdramatic "host." I don't really want to listen to Adam Curry (yes, that Adam Curry, of MTV - who already seems to wax nostalgic about podcasts) or Dave Winer (no link, on ethical grounds; i'm a little ill even typing the name) or the highly talked about Dawn & Drew Show (which I've subsequently downloaded via the iPodder rss software). If only it wasn't so painful to listen to the summaries and the transitions of Podcat.

Here are some of the podcasts I've downloaded:
  • Podcat - gross. Like, I'm sure I'm supposed to say that I appreciated the exposure to other podcasts and not snip at the production quality, but that's literally what triggered my Dr. Demento memories. It's grating. I hate that I haven't found an appealing way to be exposed to podcasts, it's simply hackneyed and offputting. Podcat, stop it.
  • Dawn & Drew Show - The snippet I heard on Podcat (again, why I do it to myself, I have no idea) plus the reviews I've read made me think it might be fun to listen to.
  • Two Rights: Conservative Political Discourse - searching on Podcast Alley came up with this and I want to check it out because I'm starting with the assumption that people that're out there are whiney liberals. Maybe these guys'll be whiney conservatives. Reading about their latest podcast, they're commenting on Dave Winer (I just threw up a little in my mouth) ... sad to see these podcasters eating their own poop (and yes, i can smell it on me).
  • Reel Reviews - some guy's film reviews. Not bad; informational, some opinion, doesn't piss me off, doesn't piss me off about the genre.
... here are the Top 50 Podcasts from Podcast Alley.

Can't wait for the commercialization of the indie which always happens with this (an under-the-table podcast sponsored by McD's or Sony or whatever PR firm for whatever new teen movie blitz; not to mention an "updated" version of Pump Up The Volume).

Oh, yeah: "why?" Well, because I thought "hey, i have a bunch of free space on my iPod" and this seemed like a good idea. Right, why a good idea. A while back, I thought it would be the hottnoos if Dan, Jack, Ian and I got a radio segment on the local liberal station and basically sat around for half an hour or an hour and jabbered about politics. Maybe even some call ins and it'd be hillarious. Sounds like commercial radio, nay traditional radio, is dying dead in the street smack dab in the middle of a triple-car crash. Sorry AirAmerica. Even BBC piddles on you guys.

[edit: just like that: Heineken podcast, 12/07]
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The SciFi Channel started airing Stargate: Atlantis and I was immediately hooked.  The last aired episode (#10, The Storm, aired Sept 17) was a cliffhanger.  According to TV Tome, SciFi won't be airing the rest of the season 1 episodes until January.  But they're being aired first in Canadia.  This boggles my mind.  Anyhow, thanks to the internet, there's a site with torrents of episodes 11 (The Eye, aired Nov 9 in Canada) and 12 (The Defiant One, aired Nov 16 in Canada).

I'm excited to download them, but I don't know what the implications are for watching tv on my computer.

Update:  Great episodes.  I guess TiVo'll catch them in January.  (By then, I'll probably have watched them all!  Thanks Canadians, muhahaha)

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Yes, I'm anticipating the release of this game.  I explored the open beta and it looks and feels great.  Lots of cartoony interaction and animations, easy progression, lots of flair to pin to your desktop vest.  I've been waiting for a decent DAOC replacement and this one looked like it might be it.  After playing the open beta, I think it'll hold my interest much longer than DAOC did (two level 14 characters; by comparison, jay now and still has like 5 lvl 50's), despite what Jack has to say about my commitment and determination (which I know is a ploy and a challenge). 

Most of the brief time in the open beta was with three characters:

  1. Night Elf Rogue, Piksee, Lvl 9
    This one, ultimately, was the most fun.  The quests seemed pretty straightforward and were a nice mix between exploration tutorials and kill farming.  I started talking to as many NPCs as I could, getting quests and I let them stack up so that I had, at one point, five open quests, which really got to the ocd in me.  I wanted to complete them, like immediately.  At one point, I'd grouped with two warriors and was delighted to see that the game allowed quest sharing so we could all participate in overlapping quests.  Not all quests were shareable.  Definately made for a more collaborative experience.  I didn't explore interaction as much as I would've liked, though I don't really consider MMORPGs to be social worlds like There.  The difference and distinction between these worlds requires a whole other conversation.
    The skills, such as Backstab, Gouge, and Eviscerate appeared to be well thought out - gaining power over a range of levels, requiring some to be used before others, having a recovery period - and added to the fun in the gameplay. I enjoyed a reptilian / pavlovian feeling by pressing the keys in order and watching the lights go blinkie and the status bars go woosh.  By the time I stopped playing Piksee, I had about five different special attacks I could use as well as a buff.  Combat was much more Blizzardian (ie Diablo or DungeonSeige) than DAOC and that was a good thing, in my opinion.
    I tried out First Aid without really reading up much on how all the primary and secondary professions go together.  Also seemed to be fairly straightforward with regards to crafting.  Only at the very end of playing this character when I was mobbed by Gnarlpine Warriors did I need to use some of the bandages I'd crafted.  Leatherworking and Skinning are recommended to go together, though I'm not so keen on wanting to be a pelt scavenger.  Dying, recalling and resurrection were all very easy and didn't really take a toll on playtime for the level I was at.
    The world was enjoyable and fun to explore, if a bit overpopulated.  I'd played on a PST server - servers are divided up by timezone (PST, MST, CST, EST) and by PVP or huggy.  There were limited beta servers available, and only a few times did experience any lag - none in combat situations.
    I didn't get the opportunity to go into an instance dungeon, another one of the intriguing features of this game.  Hopefully, soon.
  2. Dwarf Priest, Gronchbat, Lvl 3
    Played through a few first quests, joined up with a dwarf rogue to complete one, and basically found the world to be enjoyable and understandable.  Spells seemed reasonable and balanced.  It appears that all characters have a distance attack or something that makes up for pulling monstrons.  Both the priests's basic attack spells and the rogues attacks draw aggro a lot more than, say, a warrior's attacks.  Nothing really surprizing, just worth noting.
  3. Undead Warlock, Aarrth, Lvl 4
    I usually don't play primary spell casters or pet classes, but this was a nice experiment.  First off, WOW doesn't allow 3 sequential letters in the name, so my original name of Aaaarrrr wasn't working.  Intro quests were easy, though I didn't stack them up as I did with Piksee, since I knew there was no point in leaving things hanging with the beta going down.  In the last five minutes of open beta, I was able to complete 2 quests and get to level 4.  Nothing exciting, really, since it seems that most of the lower levels are pretty rote.  Doing this the third time made me wonder about the higher levels.

Jay turned me on to the beta (he'd played both the closed and open beta) and also mentioned that the UI can be customized via XML. Some of the mods, as per CosmoUI (appears to be an in-game UI mod aggregator/manager), look really interesting.  Blizzard states that the scripting involved is based upon Lua 5.0, which I'm going to explore a bit more into, since game scripting's always been of interest to me, since Neverwinter Nights brought it to the fore.  There's a .NET version of Lua, too, but the author's page for it is down.  Lots of opportunistic convergence here.

Some urls of interest:

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