In the wake of the
Mohammed the
Teddy Bear incident, my good friend
Jack came up with some hum dingers of slogans for Islam for the idiots in Sudan and elsewhere that steadfastly fail to get it:
- Islam: No thanks, full up right now, maybe Jews for Jesus is hiring.
- Islam: If it's not Islam, don't call it Islam. You fucking twat.
- Islam: If you can't read, chances are you're not practicing us. You fucking savage.
A quote from Professor Elteyb Hag Ateya, director of Khartoum University's peace research institute.
"There is a sort of "who is the best Muslim?" competition to this whole thing which makes it difficult for the government to be seen to back down," he said.
Answer: None of you dillholes. The only thing that you're the best at is perverting Islam.
Here's one for the press:
- The Press: Making sure to blow stuff out of proportion in the most sensational way possible, plus adding "shariah law" wherever we don't understand it. The Apprentice.