A One Act Play
Guy: "I don't know the meaning of irony. Oh, and by the way, I can't tell you the evil due to my belief in Security Clearances."
Press: "OMG GUY SAYS HE CAN'T SAY! AFOULNESS AFOOT!"
NYT Readers: "heheh, they used 'alliteration'. Oh, and by the way, Bush is bad!"
FIN
(hippies, off stage left: !B4O)