I walked into my cubicle this morning to hear Know-It-All Secretary soliloquizing at a passerby on "mental health days" and how that designation of days off are important.  "Haven't you ever taken one?  They're for your mental health."  I have no idea whether she was being sarcastic or not but I immediately pulled out my iPod and couldn't plug up my ears quickly enough.  If there are such things as "mental health days" I'd take one every time she was around.  People waiting to retire are worse than cube slackers like myself.  When she starts working at Wal-Mart or whatever intrusive and restless seniors do before a home, she'll cease to be annoying and be tolerably doddering.

Somehow, the iPod knows that the Chemical Bros's "Dig Your Own Hole" is appropriate for drowning out the constant musak of "arrogant old lady."