I've been moved and stirred by many Team America: World Police Sountrack songs, and today, I'm starting out a little rhetorical homage device based upon poignant lyrics.
Given the phrase "Freedom costs a buck-oh-five." please respond as how you think the 1) Democrats, 2) Republicans, 3) Michael Moore, and 4) the Taliban interpret this statement.
Here're my responses:
- Not my $1.05, maybe someone else's $1.05; i'm sure France'll give me 0.82 Euros, or Canada'll give me 1.28 CAD.
- Great, another tax. Fine. Here's $5, shut up.
- 'freedom' is the name of my next mocumentary and you bet it'll cost more than a $1.05 to see it!
- Wallah! America's bad, yo. If freedom costs 46 AFA, i'm for save up to AK-47, since that's 430 AFA only.